Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Sex and the Kitchen

To me, nothing is sexier than a lady preparing a meal for her beloved. The concentration on her face, the pouting of her lips and the sweat on her forehead just make her so irresistible. At times when M was attempting to cook, I would sneak up behind and hug her. Hugs and kisses later, we either ended up making love in the kitchen or I would drag her back to the bedroom to do the deed.

There is a reason why cooking shows are popular. More so if the host is pretty, suave or entertaining like Nigella Lawson or Jamie Oliver.

Recently I am hooked on a Taiwanese variety show called 大小爱吃. The ASOS sisters, Dee and Barbie Hsu, better known as Small S and Big S, host the show. Basically, it’s a show where celebrities are invited to show off their cooking prowess. True to the nature of a Taiwanese variety show, things are not as simple as they seem.

First off, there are really kinky aprons available that the hosts will make the celebrities wear to their embarrassment. Those aprons range from a lacy French maid outfit, a nurse outfit to the two kinkiest ones available, an apron with boobs and vagina and an apron with an erected dick.

Celebrities on the show are also presented with either funny ingredients to cook with (there was an episode where the ingredients were a Pig’s head, turtle, bullfrog), or they had to answer incessant questioning from the hosts. Since it’s on a late timeslot in Taiwan, the questions are quite liberal. Imagine having to answer questions on your sex life, one night stands or first love while you are trying to cook. It is certainly funny seeing those well-known celebrities struggling to decide whether to answer the questions or trying their best to change the topic.

Still the best part is seeing how some celebrities who obviously cant cook trying to cook. The two hosts are no better themselves and if the celebrity of the day is a klutz, you can expect lots of laughs. Some of the recipes look good though; it’s just a pity that the show doesn’t really show you how to cook.

At least I have found something to occupy myself with till our Melbourne trip next month. Starting to miss her now and I wished that she was in the kitchen so I could try to seduce her and make out……..

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