Sexual Innuendo


Sex --> An old pleasurable art between two souls. Hose --> Something feminine and teasing. Sex + Hose --> Culmination of feminisim and teasing between a man and woman.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

First from Melbourne

It has been a busy two weeks trying to get settled. I am loving the life and the environment here, no more feeling of restriction though i am trying not to get carried away by the freedom i am allowed now.

Beer is certainly cheaper than water here and so is a good bottle of wine. I have been drinking almost every other week with mates in pubs, clubs or even while watching a movie in their Botanic Gardens. Things i would never have the chance of doing back home.

Most of the locals and foreign students i met here have been quite nice, though some can be a bit looney at times. Imagine having breakfast at a nice idyllic cafe by the roadside and this guy just drives up to greet you Good Morning. Or some guy just walking along the street shouting "Peace to all" and waving and flashing you the thumbs up sign. Either they are all high on drugs or they are simply too carefree here.

The only thing i havent gotten used to is the pace of life here and the ever changing weather.

I called and emailed in advance about setting up an internet service and phone line for my apartment two weeks before i arrived so imagine the agony and anger at waiting for another two whole weeks for them to really fix everything up.

Weather here is a fickle minded young lady. Although it is considered Autumn now, it can still be as hot as summer or as absurbly cold as winter. It is common to experience cold winds, a clear cloudless sky with the unrelenting sun bearing down on you, a sudden downpour all within ten minutes. Vivaldi's classical piece of "Four Seasons" would be an apt selection for this city.

School has started for me this week and it is certainly fun to be mingling around with students once again after almost a decade's break of studying. About 3/4 of my whole course is filled with chicks so going to class can be quite motivating. It is also refreshing to be around people younger than you and listening to all those crazy ideas that you once had when you were young or just talking to them.

Regular posting service should be back now so check for it. Till then, all of you take care.

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Happy Lunar New Year

I admit, i have neglected this blog for two months. Rest assured though, i will be back in action in a little while.

During these two months, I have been to Taiwan with M and basically spending whatever time i have with her and my family. Was also busy with getting ready for my new life abroad. In fact, i will be flying off to Melbourne next week. Time certainly flies and to think that i was happy about getting accepted into the university just one year ago.

This is going to be a bittersweet holiday for me as it will probably be the one New Year i will be spending here for a while. I do look forward to a new lifestyle and culture there though and who knows what i might discover there? ;)

Happy Lunar New Year to all and i shall blog once again when my place in Melbourned is settled.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Plus One

Another year and my age has increased by one. In the past when i was much younger, i looked forward to my birthday. The gifts, the cake, the attention was all something to look forward to.

As I grow older, the significance of my birthday grew as well while the prospect of looking forward to this day diminished. The thought that i am not getting younger anymore and that i will be shouldering more responsibilities is one factor that i dont really look forward to this day. Similarly, the gifts, cake and attention is not something i want or like anymore. Then again, reality is always difficult and you will have to go through all of it somehow.

For the past two years, all i look forward to is the excuse that i could gather all my friends and family to go out or just spend time together. Gifts are appreciated though i can do without it. To me, the company of them is the greatest gift i could have.

The only gifts that i didnt mind these two years were the gifts from M. She was always the first to call me on the stroke of midnight to greet me Happy Birthday followed by some naughty talk. Later in the day, her gift will arrive via courier. She got me a tie and a pair of cuff links the first year we were together. Last year it was a Mont Blanc pen.

This year's gift is still on the table in its original packaging, unopened. Somehow, i dont feel like opening this year's gift. Perhaps i am saving it for a while, to savour it.

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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Busy

Looking back it has been almost a month since i last updated. Time really flies when you are busy.

I havent really been sexually satisfied for a long while and there is really nothing worth mentioning except the fact that i think i have been hooked on singing. With almost 3 KTV sessions in a month, i think i am beginning to overcome my tone deaf problem and my shyness.

The recent project that i have been given has also been keeping me occupied. I could have rejected it but have decided to accept it due to the relationship between me and the boss who initiated it. Thankfully its not a big one and it pays well.

I have also been feeling a bit emotional lately either through work, lack of sleep or the neglect that M has been giving me at times. Hearing of the breakups or strained relationships of a few friends doesnt help much too. I do understand that it's almost year's end and things arent looking relaxing or kind to her. Still, it does get to you at times when you realize that you are all alone at home and just hoping to hear from her. The uncanny thing is when i think hard enough about her, she will either pop up on messenger or give me a call. I have read that when two persons are close together for a long time, they tend to share each others thoughts. Then again, this doesn't work half the time too.

All in, she will be back next month and I am hoping to use some of the cash from the latest project to go on a short trip with her. I will probably continue on the 7-parter story that i started sometime next week when things settle down a bit. Till then, all you readers please take care and i promise the next story will be good.

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Voice

I was at a gathering between mutual friends lately. There were a couple of new faces among our usual click but the unfamiliarity was washed away over a few drinks. Nothing unusual I thought until one of my girlfriends started gushing to me about one of the new guy on the way back.

The guy looks pretty pleasant to me. Ok, some girls might find him cute. However my girlfriend wasn’t talking about his looks. Instead she was gushing about his voice. His voice is certainly pleasant to the ear and thus complementing his looks. It is not a typical guys voice of being rough or manly like. This new guy’s voice was a little higher than the average guy. It’s hard to describe here and I don’t have a voice recording of it but it does stand out.

And so I got an earful about how nice his voice was on the way back and how she couldn’t wait to find a chance to talk to him on the phone. (They both exchanged numbers.) It is interesting to me because this is the first time I have heard someone being attracted by a voice. Granted, his looks might have come together in a package and my girlfriend could be too shy to mention it, but still going on talking about his voice and how it made her a little light headed seems a bit extreme.

There was a report a while back that was done by a group of sociologists and they found out a link that women were more attracted to guys with a low, deep and firm voice instead of a high pitched one. I guess this report is slightly off then since I have a low voice but till date, no one has mentioned or commented on how attractive it is.

This doesn’t apply for the ladies since guys will definitely prefer a sweet, saccharine voice instead of a low, deep voice that will scare the living daylights out of you. This fact can be attested by the many chat line adverts that made use of a sweet, crisp voice of a girl talking to you.

Humans are known to be visual creatures and it’s usually the first look that forms our first impression of a person. Now, if we were to take away the ability to see, will we place more emphasis on how the person sounds?

Perhaps you readers have your own experience or thoughts to share and I will be interested to hear about it.

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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Unexpected

The one night stand last week left me surprised and confused. It’s certainly nice to have someone who is on your thoughts daily to return and indulge in a night of sex. Yet it also disrupted the nice balance that I had.

I had gotten used to not seeing her for two months and wasn’t expecting to see her till two months later and out of nowhere she appears. When the euphoria subsided, I realized that I am stuck in between in a funny sort of way. The feeling is like I cant do without her and I can do without her, neither here nor there. Also, just when I thought I got my urges and desires about her controlled, she appears, breaks all of them and leaves me hungering for more.

It sounds contradicting in a way and I do not know how to talk about it to her. I wouldn’t want her to think that her surprise was wasted and I do not want to make her feel bad about how I am feeling now.

Maybe it’s just an emotional phase that I am going through.


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Friday, September 28, 2007

Mid Autumn Surprise

M’s hair was cropped below her ear now instead of hanging just above her chest, yet the face behind the makeup was familiar.

Seeing the surprise and shock registered on my face, she put a finger to her luscious lips before I could say anything. Walking over, she gave me a deep kiss, one full of feeling, sucking and tonguing. The feeling of her lips on mine was a reminder that this was not a dream.

Without a word said, we were on the bed in seconds. It was a strange and yet familiar feeling to have her beneath me. More kissing followed, by which time I could tell that she wanted it as badly as I did.

Within no time, the shirt came off revealing a pair of creamy white breasts cupped by a black lacy La Senza bra. Cupping her breasts through the lacy material, I gave them a firm squeeze and moved my fingers to play with her nipples under the bra. Her eyes were closed and she was biting down on her lower lip yet I knew she was enjoying it as much as I did.

Moving over the clasp at the front, I unhooked the bra revealing the full glory beneath it. Lightly scratching and poking her semi hard nipples, I gave it a good suck. She tried to arch her chest forward presumably to give me better suction. In the warm, wet comfort of my mouth, I could feel the nipple hardening. My fingers were crawling under her skirt now. Instead of feeling something between them and the sacred valley, I felt the familiar folds of pleasure that were now dripping wet.

Stopping the nipple play, the tongue dance continued with the finger dance going on in the south. Nibbling and sucking on her earlobe, she got an admonishing from me about modesty. Yet, all she cared about was getting fucked.

To show her horniness, she pulled down my shorts and started stroking my dick. In response, it only grew harder. She stopped and lifted her skirt, revealing her black garters that were holding on to her stockings. Guiding my dick, she positioned it at the entrance of the sacred valley. The unspoken rule had been enacted and I just inserted.

Weeks of pent up desire were released and took on a life form in the lovemaking. No words were needed; the feelings and desires were felt and understood between us. The ending was exhausting yet beautiful and satisfying.

Such surprises don’t come often yet they are often so short and surreal as they come that one is usually left in surprise and pleasure days after it.

M, I love you.


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